Weird Conversations...

[asaguda]

On IRC;

[05:03]Luko: i still stand bye the statement that zombie apocalypse is not plausible
[05:03]Luko: there is no reason they wouldent eat eachother
[05:03]Drakekitty: Well duh. :p
[05:04]Blackwelder: actually
[05:04]Blackwelder: there is
[05:04]Blackwelder: think about it
[05:04]Luko: go on
[05:04]Drakekitty: Zombies aren't possible to begin with. Nothing can quite use the brain if it has no source of energy. Like oxygen. Which it needs.
[05:05]Luko: sure they are, they would still be able to breath
[05:05]Blackwelder: to tell life from death there are a few differnt ways
[05:05]Luko: but they would kill eachother off
[05:05]Drakekitty: And their hearts beat in order to circulate the blood efficiently enough to support them? .-.
[05:06]Drakekitty: I could go on. But then I sound like more of a douche.
[05:06]Drakekitty: :p
[05:06]Dicey: Why are you trying to make sense of zombies?
[05:06]Blackwelder: does one sick person infect another sick person with the same crap
[05:06]Drakekitty: Luko was talking about how zombies taking over the world isn't plausible. I wanted to take it a step further. .-.
[05:07]Dicey: If zombie, head trauma, problem solved.
[05:07]Blackwelder: this hellhound is ready for the z wars

QFT

[asaguda]

[01:38]   Dicey   I has tea.
[01:38]   Dicey   \o/
[01:39]   Shaku_   you cant drink tea and fly
[01:40]   Dicey   Says who?
[01:40]   Shaku_   says you not flying into a light pole
[01:41]   Dicey   Pff. Obviously you've never flown before. Flying and drinking tea works perfectly fi- *Crashes*
[01:41]   Shaku_   
[01:43]   Dicey   I SAVED THE TEA.
[01:43]   *Dicey   clambers back up and takes a sip. o,o
[01:44]   Dicey   Mm. The taste of wing failure.
[01:45]   Shaku_   wolf failure
[01:45]   Shaku_   cause you didnt listen to the wolf :E
[01:45]   Dicey   I am a wolf.
[01:45]   Dicey   wolf failure makes even more sense now.
[01:46]   Dicey   Wolf failure it is!
[01:46]   Dicey   Mm the taste of some kind of weird tea that tastes of fur.
[01:46]   Dicey   \o/
[01:46]   Dicey   *Crashes again*
[01:47]   Dicey   *Stands up and poker faces*

Furries? In your weird convo thread?
It's more likely than you think.

[asaguda]

16:24 - Dicey | NDH: mery chrismas
16:24 - Mad Mike | NDH: Um.. thanks?
16:25 - Dicey | NDH: yese
16:25 - Mad Mike | NDH: But... but there's still some time until Christmas.
16:28 - Dicey | NDH: oh you told me onse that bizie dnot like crismas
16:28 - Dicey | NDH: but ia m not bizie
16:29 - Mad Mike | NDH: I guess you are not.
16:30 - Mad Mike | NDH: And if I recall correctly, Bizzie posted one of our conversations that contained that fragment, yes.
16:30 - Dicey | NDH: Just for the hell of it I'll start one of these with Bizzie too. And that's where I got the idea! How entirily unoriginal I am.
16:30 - Mad Mike | NDH: My head.
16:30 - Mad Mike | NDH: Full of f**k it is.
16:31 - Dicey | NDH: Mission accomplished.
16:34 - Mad Mike | NDH: *yay*
16:41 - Dicey | NDH:

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In this message I posted more or less my entire conversation with Bizzie. Read below.16:42 - Dicey | NDH: I think I'm talking to the one who isn't bizzie. :O
16:42 - Dicey | NDH: I'VE CAUGHT THE IMPOSTER REDHANDED.
16:43 - Mad Mike | NDH: Goddamit, will you two stop trying to fry my brain?
16:43 - Mad Mike | NDH: I don't even who's who now.
16:43 - Dicey | NDH: But we heard fried brain was tasty.
16:45 - Mad Mike | NDH: Dunno, zombies prefer them raw. And I'd say they're quit the connoiseurs.
16:45 - Dicey | NDH: I see..
16:45 - Dicey | NDH: So you'd prefer us to eat your brain raw?
16:45 - Mad Mike | NDH: I'd prefer you to leave my brain alone.
16:46 - Dicey | NDH: Oh.

16:30 - Dicey | NDH: mery crismas
16:30 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: OH MY GOD IT'S CHRISMASTMASTMAST
16:31 - Dicey | NDH: yese
16:31 - Dicey | NDH: mid make tol me you doesnt like crismas
16:31 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: cirsmash is over rrated
16:32 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: it no hapi time anymore
16:32 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: was hapi time when ber was kid
16:32 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: was magickal
16:32 - Dicey | NDH: yese get many gefts and god foods
16:32 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: is no mackickal time anymore that ber grown up
16:32 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: ber no get many gifts
16:33 - Dicey | NDH: now i haf to bey all peoplers gefts so my walet doesnt liek chrismas
16:33 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: ber poor-ish at moment so no gifts buying
16:35 - Dicey | NDH: walet very thing
16:36 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: yehs
16:36 - Dicey | NDH: so den other perpler wil doesnt like cirrhmash
16:37 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: butt they get giftst from other peepeles
16:38 - Dicey | NDH: oh
16:38 - Dicey | NDH: that sems vely liekyl
16:40 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: eys
16:42 - Dicey | NDH: lol you sed butt
16:42 - Dicey | NDH: lol

Did you know 'gift' in Swedish means poison? Sometimes when someone says 'Here, I got you a gift' or something.. It sounds really weird.

[Bizzie]

Mike and I love ships. My personal favourite is the Titanic whereas Mike enjoys --

Bizzie Bear | NDH: Twilight Fluttershy 2?
Mad Mike | NDH: huh?
Mad Mike | NDH: ohh
Mad Mike | NDH: icwutudidthar
Bizzie Bear | NDH: :>
Mad Mike | NDH: thought you meant a ship-fic
Bizzie Bear | NDH: :|
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Once upon a time there was a steam ship called Twilight. She was friends with a boat named Fluttershy. One day, they were sailing together
Bizzie Bear | NDH: ICEBERG
Bizzie Bear | NDH: The end.
Mad Mike | NDH: Not that sorta ship.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Oh.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Titanic, perhaps?
Mad Mike | NDH: But I'd rather not elaborate.
Mad Mike | NDH: Have you ever been to EqD?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: (It's probably worth it to mention that a) this is going to the Weird Convo thread and b) I know what shipping is)

I'm not entirely sure what's going on, but I'm entirely sure that it's way too good to be left sitting on my HDD.

Bazz has changed their name to Discord.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: OH NO!
Discord: what?
Discord: be quiet you, I'm a spy
Bizzie Bear | NDH: oh okay then
Bizzie Bear | NDH: so you're not taking over Equestria?
Discord: no
Bizzie Bear | NDH: this pleases bear.
Discord: but I think the real Discord is planning to take over the Equestria, so i thought I might spy him a little
Discord: but it will only work if you remain silent
Discord: now if you dont mind --
Discord has changed their name to THE REAL DISCORD.
THE REAL DISCORD: HALT
THE REAL DISCORD: Who the f**k do you think you are!?
THE REAL DISCORD has changed their name to Discord.
Discord: eerrmmm
Discord has changed their name to Twilight.
Twilight: Discord!
Twilight: Tell your evil plan's or I will crush you by the force of FRIENDSHIP!
Twilight has changed their name to THE REAL DISCORD.
THE REAL DISCORD: Oh no!
THE REAL DISCORD: spare me!
THE REAL DISCORD: I promise
THE REAL DISCORD: I will never ever again have evil plans against the Celestia
THE REAL DISCORD has changed their name to Celestia.
Celestia: Good
Celestia: now go and never come back or you will get your ass kickd by the force of FRIENDSHIP
Celestia has changed their name to Discord (Bazz).
Discord (Bazz): great
Discord (Bazz): I knew hes up to somthin
Discord (Bazz) has changed their name to Twilight & Celestia.
Twilight & Celestia: *turns around*
Twilight & Celestia has changed their name to Bazz (DISCORD).
Bazz (DISCORD): I NEVER REALLY WAS ON THIS SIDE!!
Bazz (DISCORD): *backstab*
Bazz (DISCORD) has changed their name to Discord.
Discord: Again, the mighty and powerful Discord, has won!
Discord has changed their name to Bazz.
Bazz: THE END OF MLP

[asaguda]

10:04 - Dicey | NDH: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
10:05 - Mr.Toxic: Cant think of anything witty. What did it say?
10:05 - Dicey | NDH: Nothing, they just waved.
10:05 - Dicey | NDH: Did you sea what I did there?
10:06 - Mr.Toxic: Yes. Its like a early christmas cracker joke, except good.
10:06 - Dicey | NDH: I see. I was shore you noticed it!

[Bizzie]

Here are the funniest Drunken Santa conversations:

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHO MERRY CHIRISTMAS
Festive Tree Decorations | NDH: You too

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHO MERRY CRISITMAS
Foozy | NDH: CRI SIT MAS
Foozy | NDH: MARYY CRISITMAS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Foozy | NDH: OF COURSE NOT

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHO MERRY CHIRISTMASSDSD
Goudkuipje: haha!
Goudkuipje: Merry christmas old chap
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Goudkuipje: hahaha i actually had that in the back of my head..
Goudkuipje: so how much'd you drink this time?
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: none

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHOHO MERYH CIRISHMAS
Gridlock | NDH: You too, Santa.
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Gridlock | NDH: I figured.

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHOHO MERRRU CHISITMAS
Mad Mike | NDH is now Away.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Offline.

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHO MERYRY CHIRSITMAS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Tiron: and a meryryry christmas to you too!

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHO MERYRH CIRISHTMAS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
[GM] Reindeer | NDH: sure
[GM] Reindeer | NDH: and a merry christmas to you good sir.
[GM] Reindeer | NDH:

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: HO HO HO MERYR CHIRSTMAS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Yapper [UK]: MERRY CHRISTMAS SANTA!
Yapper [UK]: THANKS FOR SKYRIM, HOW THE HELL DID YOUR ELVES MANAGE TO MAKE IT

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHO MERYR CHIRSMATS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: (note; not actually drunk)
Whitey: i'd be insulted if you werent drunk
Whitey: and merry christmas to you too

[Mad Mike]

Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHOHO MERRRU CHISITMAS
Mad Mike | NDH is now Away.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Offline.

Let me tell you the whole truth:

00:12 - Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: D'OHOHOHOHO MERRRU CHISITMAS
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH is now Away.
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH is now Online.
Your state is set to Offline.
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH is now Online.

[asaguda]

21:04 - Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: night
21:05 - Dicey | NDH: ಠ_ಠ
21:05 - Dicey | NDH: I just woke up.
21:05 - Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH:
21:05 - Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: :|
21:05 - Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH: WHY.
Bizzie the Drunken Santa | NDH is now Offline.

[asaguda]

I think you will find this conversation.. Similar to one I had before. Or three, to be more precise.

ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: hiiii you around!?
Dicey says: pink text random address random add request aaaand typical first message. Bot?
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: http://t.co/X***O
Dicey says: Yep, bot.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: uggh no i'm not are u? lolz
Dicey says: Typical 'I'm horny blah blah wanna see me cam' request, isn't it. I KNOW IT
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: http://t.co/U***O
Dicey says: I know, your links are so safe to click!
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: try this http://t.co/E***I
Dicey says: No u.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: hi there, hope u don't mind chat'n with a spiteful horny girl, So how are ya??
Dicey says: Now you just proved my bot point.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: what's a bot??
Dicey says: Don't play coy with me.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: yeaa I know its random, but my douchebag EX cheated on me so i'm on a MANhunt lol... I got ur username on a MSN directory, im Gabby, you are? =D
Dicey says:
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: i c.. Where do u live? i am bored at home...and this usually gets me in trouble ;-) esp since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(
Dicey says: I live in your basement! Total coincidence.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: miami
Dicey says: I knew that.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: r you on any online dating sites?? u seem fun. I just took sum naughty pics and put them on my comehookup page.. wanna see? lol
Dicey says: Only if you pay me one million US dollars.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is only $0.00 if a premium member invites you...I've been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I'm a webcam freaklol..
Dicey says: Seen that message before. Considering where I'm going to post this convo, about three times before. At the same time with three different addresses on the same bot.
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Dicey says: u mad brah
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: ok, go here, let me know what ya think http://t.co/n***a ! u might have to make a profile if u don't have one already. it takes seriously 1 minute and it's completely free..
Dicey says: It's completey free in the sense of no sign-up fee. After that a monthly fee of probably 30 bucks is withdrawn from the card. Do you think I'm dumb?
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: ofcourse babe,
Dicey says: f**k YOU
ryanbonefant5@yahoo.com says: mhhm f**k me
Dicey says: aSDFASRFADTBNIOADTNBQEORTGN