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• What Modern Warfare 2 is asaguda [06 September 2010, 15:14:39]
• Weird Conversations... asaguda [06 September 2010, 15:02:59]
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• DNF Gridlock [05 September 2010, 10:19:34]
• Three years old Anniversa... asaguda [04 September 2010, 15:50:36]
• Lulz for Dicey's bad driv... asaguda [02 September 2010, 03:29:56]
• Happy birthday, QuadrAlie... NyamiSulfur [01 September 2010, 14:08:07]
• Have a BEARY Happy Birthd... NyamiSulfur [01 September 2010, 14:05:08]
• Application of SuperNinte... tom_armitage [29 August 2010, 18:33:10]
• Application of Hybridismx Foozy [28 August 2010, 16:07:01]
• Bad Translator is Bad asaguda [27 August 2010, 16:39:54]
• People come and people go... asaguda [22 August 2010, 21:48:18]
• Highlander Tournament Foozy [20 August 2010, 13:07:34]
• Awesome Stuff Frush [11 August 2010, 13:39:48]

[Naganoth]

00:33 - Naganoth | NDH: Oo! Black coofe with a hint of cinamon!
00:33 - Naganoth | NDH: Coffe*
00:33 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Coffee*
00:33 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: although, Coofe sounds pretty darn funny
00:33 - Naganoth | NDH: It does!
00:33 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: I wonder if it is a word in any language...
00:33 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: We haf ta find out
00:34 - Naganoth | NDH: Google/yahoo ftw!
00:35 - Naganoth | NDH: Does not seem so
00:37 - Naganoth | NDH: >..<
00:37 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: sounds like it D:
00:43 - Naganoth | NDH: Ok, Coofe is now almost officially a cupcake/muffin that tastes chocolate with a strong hint of coffe and with a little tint of vanilla with whipped cream that has also a small tint of coffy, with a cherry!
00:43 - Naganoth | NDH: So, i'm happy
00:43 - Naganoth | NDH: I like coffy!
00:44 - Naganoth | NDH: Which is my coffe mix!
00:44 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: awesome
00:45 - Naganoth | NDH: When i bake it I will take a photo and post it on the forum.
00:46 - Naganoth | NDH: And i'll give the recipe!
00:48 - Naganoth | NDH: Will that be good?
00:48 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Sounds like a good plan.
00:48 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Darn, we have to create a Culinary subforum
00:49 - Naganoth | NDH: Indeed!
00:50 - Naganoth | NDH: And i don't even know what culinary is!
00:50 - Naganoth | NDH: I think I do.
00:50 - Naganoth | NDH: Just googled it!
00:50 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Well done.

[Foozy]

Foozy | NDH: I'm gonna go get some sour milk
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: enjoy your food poisoning.
Foozy | NDH: But dendo
Foozy | NDH: Sour milk.
Foozy | NDH: Is.
Foozy | NDH: The s**t.
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: Makes your penis shrink
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: I KNOW.
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: It kills off sperm cells
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: hur dur.
Foozy | NDH: really?
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: Yes really, doofus.
Foozy | NDH: how does that work?
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: The sour milk contains hydrogen peroxide
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: Which your enzymes in your cell need to work to get rid of
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: But these enzymes also work to keep your sperm cells functioning
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: So when you drink it
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: They're more focused on eliminating the hydrogen peroxide they let your sperm cells die.
Foozy | NDH: Man, I'm seriously stunned by this shocking revelation.
Foozy | NDH: IT R KILL SPERM
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH:
Foozy | NDH: Well done, 7/10 for effort and somewhat convincing facts.
Foozy | NDH: Clappedy clap
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: Haha
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: Thanks.
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: I was close to be honest.
Foozy | NDH: Now exuse me while I go die of food poisoning as I furiously try to ejaculate.
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: LOL!
[A-T]Dendocror | NDH: nice.

[asaguda]

01:54 - Dicey | NDH: That's life, s**t happens, get used to it
01:55 - Dicey | NDH: That happens
01:55 - Corpsy: :I
01:55 - Corpsy: Happens alot to me
01:55 - Corpsy: lol
01:55 - Dicey | NDH: xD
01:55 - Corpsy: I say we go stab life
01:55 - Corpsy: because he's a b***h
01:55 - Dicey | NDH: Life's a piece of s**t, when you look at it~
01:55 - Corpsy: :O
01:55 - Dicey | NDH: God Monty Python was awesome.
01:55 - Corpsy: so i have to go stab my s**t
01:55 - Corpsy: okay
01:55 - Corpsy: brb
Corpsy is now Away.
Corpsy is now Online.
01:56 - Corpsy: WORKED
01:56 - Corpsy: But now my blade is covered in poo D:!

[asaguda]

Code:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: steph?
You: No D:
Stranger: f**k
Stranger: justin?
You: No. :D Are you going to guess through all existing names?
Stranger: sebastian?
You: No. :D
Stranger: maybe, you might be here a while
Stranger: Tabitha?
You: Nope!
Stranger: John?
You: I'd give you a clue but that'd speed the process up. :v
You: Nope!
Stranger: Matthew
You: No.
Stranger: Kevin
You: Nope. :D
Stranger: Louis
You: You almost made me type PEELZ HERE. >.< But no. :D
Stranger: Michael
You: Nope. But on a side note, that's my littelbrother's name. :>
Stranger: Tiger?
You: Nope.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: Adolf?
You: Nope. Try a name that begins with a D. :O
Stranger: Jeff
You: :o So close, yet so far
Stranger: Kelly?
You: Nein.
Stranger: what is nein?
You: No in german. :D
Stranger: Josef?
You: Nope.
Stranger: David?
You: Two letters right. :V
Stranger: Davith
You: Da_ _ _ _ :>
Stranger: Daniel
You: OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
You: STALKER D:
You have disconnected.

Random convo from Omegle, which I had to try out after reading it lets you chat with a random person completely anonymously. WHICH IS WIN AND AMUSING AT THE SAME TIME /caps

[Bizzie]

Omegle used to be excellent. Nowadays it's way too hard to stumble across a decent conversation, so I don't bother with it anymore.

Also, we know your name now.

[asaguda]

As if I care. For all you know, I might have been pretending my name is Daniel for the sake of that conversation. It's the internet, you know. So meh.

[tom_armitage]

LIES
LIES...                                              ... We know everything about you, you cant hide from us!


Shh Foozy

[Foozy]

Tom, LIES*.

[tom_armitage]

thanks asaguda look what you made me do.

Note go to the link at your own risk, i pulled the link and idea from Encyclopedia Dramatica

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hey
You: 15 F uk
Stranger: 16/m/uk
Stranger: im 16 today xx
You: yay happy birthday
Stranger: xxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: lol thanks <3 xxxx
You: i supose you will want a present
Stranger: yh lol if your offering xxxx
You: ok
You: how about i send you a picture of me
Stranger: yay xxxx
Stranger: yes send plz xxx
You: h++p://tinyurl.com/ye8xzav
You: Owned

[Foozy]

Silly sheep, you never tinyurl images. You save them and upload to a host to make it look authentic.

[asaguda]

LIES...                                              ... We know everything about you, you cant hide from us!

I can make colory and scrolling text too lolololSure I can hide. I just yank my cable out of the router and get kicked from the clan due to inactivity. Is foolproof.

[tom_armitage]

Yes, but fooz, i would rather not have to download gay porn.

Damn It asaguda, my plan had been foiled

[tom_armitage]

Hmm www.chatroulette.com

Exactly the same but with webcams :/


Atleast i can stream a feed via the webcam XD

[Naganoth]

01:59 - Naganoth | NDH: Typos!
01:59 - <T2>Nightmare: ?
02:00 - Naganoth | NDH: So much easier if i could tell ya via voice
02:00 - <T2>Nightmare: you don't have a mic :O?
02:00 - Naganoth | NDH: I do
02:01 - <T2>Nightmare: So do I
02:01 - Naganoth | NDH: Woo!
02:01 - <T2>Nightmare: What an exciting twist !
02:01 - Naganoth | NDH: Yus!
02:01 - <T2>Nightmare: *dramatic music*
02:01 - Naganoth | NDH: I would never have guessd something like this could happen!
02:02 - Naganoth | NDH: Another person with a mic! A revolution!
02:03 - <T2>Nightmare: I thought I was the only one of my species - Such a revolution!!!
02:03 - Naganoth | NDH: This is wonderful! We have so much to talk 'bout!
02:04 - <T2>Nightmare: 67% :7
02:05 - Naganoth | NDH: Thats a good subject to talk about! Now where should I start..

[Saranday]

Hmmm, I think the weird conversation prize has to go to FAZE on the TF2 server Saturday night. Can't post the convo, but I'm sure that anyone who was there would agree!!!

A couple of excerpts......

Faze: i lik fairy
Faze: we frind now
Faze: i lik pandabare 2

Faze: i talk private with fairy
Faze: we hav secret from all

and other such meaningless cr*p lol........