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Offline Dominic

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #195 on: 11 July 2011, 14:44:09 »
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Dominic | TNDH: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: ?
Dominic | TNDH: http://ndh-clan.com/
Bizzie Bear | NDH: yeah, like it?
Dominic | TNDH: you're pervtastic
Bizzie Bear | NDH: how come?
Dominic | TNDH: Its just pervert what have you done to our website...
Dominic | TNDH: just perv...
Bizzie Bear | NDH: How is it perverted?
Dominic | TNDH: perverted = not normal in a gross way
Dominic | TNDH: just.... just....
Dominic | TNDH: no...
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I can't see anything gross about ponies.
Dominic | TNDH dissaproves
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Come on. Everyone likes ponies. :P
Dominic | TNDH: where did you get such an idea
Dominic | TNDH: Idonteven...
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I'm also planning on changing the name as "Northern Dawn Horsies". :P
Dominic | TNDH: lol
Dominic | TNDH: /laughing inside
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I'm serious
Dominic | TNDH: you really make me laugh
Dominic | TNDH: lol just came to my head
Dominic | TNDH: you could make a hitler pony
Dominic | TNDH: that would be awesome
Dominic | TNDH: no?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: no, they don't mix
Dominic | TNDH: oh come on
Dominic | TNDH: it would be funny!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: now you're just being silly
Dominic | TNDH: ponies on a gaming clan arent silly?
Dominic | TNDH: gaming clan site*
Bizzie Bear | NDH: they're not silly at all
Dominic | TNDH: HAHAHA
Dominic | TNDH: LOL

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #196 on: 26 July 2011, 06:22:50 »
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05:49 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: I can't wait to kill Leon Kennedy.
05:49 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Who?
05:49 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: You don't know Leon?
05:49 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: No?
05:50 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: He's a protagonist from Resident Evil.
05:50 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Oh.
05:50 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: You play as him in the second and fourth REs.
05:50 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I've never played any 'cept the first one.
05:51 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: Oh.
05:51 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Which was when I was little so I might as well not have played it by now. Can't remember junk. X3
05:51 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Except that sometimes, when you walked by windows, zombies would grab you through the boards.
05:52 - CSn| Nikki Wolf pulls you closer
05:52 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Which leads me to believe they do not have a good iron provider for spikes, nails and screws, lolol.
05:52 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich.
05:52 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: What? o,o
05:52 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: One of the lines Barry says in that game.
05:53 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: I'm not joking.
05:53 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I don't think I ever finished RE either.
05:53 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: The dialogue is so bad, it's laughable XD
05:53 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: At first I thought you were going to flirt on me. I mean, first in the bed and now you pull me closer..
05:53 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I kid, I kid.
05:53 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: xD
05:53 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: I was saving you D:
05:54 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Ohkay. :o Thank you, but the Jill you were supposed to save is in another castle.
05:54 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I'm a Dicey! :D
05:54 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: But...why are dressed as Jill?
05:55 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I am?
05:55 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH looks.
05:55 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: OH GOD I AM
05:56 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: JUST A MOMENT! I found something. It's a weapon. And it's really powerful, especially against living things. Better take it with you.
05:56 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: I only know this because it was in one of DasBoSchitt's garry's mod movies. :D
05:57 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find IT! first.
05:57 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Wait why am I really dressed as Jill? :S
05:57 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: I don't know.
05:58 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: o3o
05:58 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU! :O *REALLY BIG DRAMATIC TEXT AND MOUTH*
05:59 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: ...Nah.
05:59 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: XD
05:59 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Well it must have been someone who either wants to see me crossdress or someone who just wanted me to look like Jill. o,o
05:59 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: And they were really sneaky about it, apparently!
06:00 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: There's a bottle of NyQuil next to your bed.
06:00 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: Half full, as well.
06:03 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: And NyQuil is.. ?
06:03 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Lemme guess, some kind of sleeping aid? ._.
06:03 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NyQuil
06:04 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: But yeah, that stuff can knock you out.
06:04 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Someone is out for me. o_o I KNOW IT
06:06 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: It's not like they're going to kill you.
06:07 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: No, they're just going to get off to me crossdressing.
06:07 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Also, Razer sent me an email advertisement saying OH WE KNOW YOUR TYPE. Coincidence much? D:>

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06:26 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Bizzie's going to be happy there's a new post in the weird vonco thread. :D
06:29 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: Been that long?
06:29 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: He loves the smell of... Of..
06:29 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: What do weird conversations smell like?
06:30 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: Eh, Clorox bleach?
06:30 - [VGN] Dicey | NDH: Fair enough. :o
06:30 - CSn| Nikki Wolf: I don't know.
« Last Edit: 26 July 2011, 06:41:41 by asaguda »
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #197 on: 16 August 2011, 02:03:04 »
Bizzie introduced me to a particularly interesting feature of the internets. I beat him at it.

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01:59 - Mad Mike | NDH: Why do people hate creepers?
Stranger 1: i'm a proud jewish CANADIAN girl ! you americans are just stupid christians racists ! we wont save your asses anymore like ww2 or vietnam !!! VIVE LE CANADA !! don't hate us cuz we're better !! ☭☭☭
Stranger 2: lol idk
Stranger 2 has disconnected
01:59 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: AFIDJOAPG
01:59 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: ROFL
02:00 - Mad Mike | NDH: What. The. f**k?
02:00 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: You win.
Accidents happen...

Offline Bizzie

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #198 on: 02 September 2011, 01:50:38 »
A Team Fortress 2 update had just come out and I kindly asked Rioter to update the server. He updated it quickly and we had a full server in just a couple of minutes. At this point I opened a chat with Naganoth, who seems to drive people off the server simply by joining it...

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Bizzie Bear | NDH: LOOK at SERVER
Naganoth | NDH is now Away.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: STOP LOOKING
Bizzie Bear | NDH: YOU ARE SCARING THEM AWAY
Naganoth | NDH is now Online.
Naganoth | NDH: When you said look at server, I looked, but I didn't join since I've been sketching abit, and then you said I should stop looking, so I close the game info window. Did it help?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: yeah
Naganoth | NDH: ...
Naganoth | NDH: Magic.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC, RAINBOW NAGANOTH.
Naganoth | NDH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bizzie Bear | NDH: >:D
Naganoth | NDH: >:C
Naganoth | NDH: I'll join and curse you all!
Naganoth | NDH is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.



I have no idea what happened here. Well, I surely knew what I was doing at the time. Additionally, Mike is too serious. :P

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Bizzie Bear | NDH: merry christmas
Mad Mike | NDH is now Away.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Offline.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Away.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Offline.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Away.
Mad Mike | NDH is now Online.
Mad Mike | NDH: Bizzie doesn't like Christmas, therefore you are not Bizzie. Also, you're late. Check the calendar next time.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: how omcoe bizzie doesnt like christmas
Bizzie Bear | NDH: i demandnf aanswerss
Mad Mike | NDH: ask Bizzie
Bizzie Bear | NDH: but yuo seems to  know
Mad Mike | NDH: it has supposedly lost its magic
Bizzie Bear | NDH: that iss cutoq possible



My friends change their names way too often.

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Bizzie Bear | NDH: what
pinky pie: ?xD
Bizzie Bear | NDH: My favourite is Fluttershy
pinky pie: xD
pinky pie: i dont know any i just saw this name
pinky pie: xD
Bizzie Bear | NDH: for the record, it's actually Pinkie Pie
pinky pie: oh k :P
pinky pie has changed their name to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: thanks xD
Bizzie Bear | NDH: you're welcome



Dicey-related gold. I think I've known him for a little bit over two years, but we have never had a normal conversation. :P

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[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Did you know during the seventies gay was a term used to describe someone being happy?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Yes.
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: And before that it was a term to describe someone who had lots of sex? :P
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I've a dictionary next to me here. It's from the 70s.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Dicey is gay.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: :D
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: :D
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Dicey makes me gay.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Dicey and Bear weird voncersations make everyone gay!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: ROFL
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Should post that to wired voncos
Bizzie Bear | NDH: YES.
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: So people can wonder about it
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: From Dicey is gay and down
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Otherwise it won't be confusing and funny
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: I AM SO GAY
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: :D
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I concur. :P
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: ARE YOU GAY WITH ME
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: ?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: YESH.
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: GAY BEAR AND GAY DICEY, GAY FOR LYFE
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: \o/
Bizzie Bear | NDH: We may be going overboard here. :P
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: THat was the point.



I do not remember this happening.

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Bizzie Bear | NDH: /weirdconvo
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Maybe
Bizzie Bear | NDH: afaskfk fashnfruawi fawofjawifjaw oifwjajfawio
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I think my brain is melting. D:
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Did you play too much Portal?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: no
Bizzie Bear | NDH: though I feel like I have been solving physics problems for days
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: Bizzie Bear the Short and Stout Quantum Physicist Dwarf
Bizzie Bear | NDH: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: (insert accurate depiction here, someone)
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: You could be dreaming about stuff. I just watched an infographic about dreams that said that your brain does the same activity when you dream about cycling as when you cycle :o
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: That is, if it's true. Dunno. :P
Bizzie Bear | NDH: hold on
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Dreaming about cycling whilst cycling on a dream made out of a fluffy cloud which - for some odd reason - appears to be pink and kinda like ice-cream without being that cold, but sweet at the same time (I get the feeling this phrase is getting out of hand) and roaring like a tired tiger
Bizzie Bear | NDH: What the hell did I just write.
[VGN-r] Dicey | NDH: I don't know, but it's awesome :D
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Glad to hear that. xD

I've got a lot of these in pure text form. :P
I say this, be ye redy with good hert
To al my wil, and that I frely may
As me best pleaseth do you laughe or smert,
And never ye to murmur, night or day;
And eek whan I say yea, ye say not nay,
Neyther by word, nor frownyng countenaunce?
Swer this, and here I swer our alliaunce.

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #199 on: 04 September 2011, 14:05:17 »
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User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: I love that.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes;).
User: Yeeeeese.
Cleverbot: Hahaha talking like yoda?
User: Me not talk like yoda, do I?
Cleverbot: Jee.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Moo moo.
User: Moo moo moo oom.
Cleverbot: Moo moo moo moo moo.
User: So what do chatbots like you do in your free time?
Cleverbot: Singing.
User: In chat?
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: 13:37.
Cleverbot: Time in new york.
User: Oh that's the New Times Square.
Cleverbot: You have a paul simon at home? How did you find one?
User: Chloroform and napkins. And dating sites.
Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.


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User: Do you have humans in your basement?
Cleverbot: No. My mom and dad are werewolves like me.
User: That doesn't stop you from having humans in your basement. Answer my question.
Cleverbot: I have feelings. Do you?
User: HUMANS. BASEMENT. ANSWER.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Oh okay.
« Last Edit: 04 September 2011, 14:08:45 by asaguda »
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #200 on: 07 September 2011, 22:04:57 »
Oh please. Everyone knows you use a cloth dipped in pure chloroform, and not a napkin. Napkins get soggy and break into pieces. They also don't isolate the face and moth well enough from oxygen.

A thicker type of cloth is to prefer because it can both hold a larger amount of chloroform and keeps the person from inhaling anything but chloroform vapour, which results in a faster effect on the nervous system.

I thought this was common sense.
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Offline Gridlock

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #201 on: 08 September 2011, 13:54:15 »
A thicker type of cloth is to prefer because it can both hold a larger amount of chloroform and keeps the person from inhaling anything but chloroform vapour, which results in a faster effect on the nervous system.

It would still take a minute or more to knock someone out, plus the victim will struggle and might break loose. A better choice would be to inject some more potent and current sedatives into the carotid artery, like propofol or sodium thiopental. Chloroform would need to travel to the lungs first, but with a syringe you can get the drug straight into blood circulation. It would still take around half a minute to knock someone out, but at least it's cleaner, safer and more reliable. A sleeper hold is a great alternative, if you don't have access to the droogz.

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #202 on: 10 September 2011, 17:48:51 »
Or you just do it the manly way and kick them in the groin and/or face.
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #203 on: 12 September 2011, 03:17:00 »
I decided to give the Cleverbot a try, I thought it went quite well considering it is pretty crap :P

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am not sure.

User: But you must know because you said it!

Cleverbot: Oh well, but I'm not your best friend.

User: Never said you were...

Cleverbot: Okay. I have to go to bed now but I want to continue this conversation when I'm wide awake, if that's okay with you?

User: Ok but it is not that late, stay and chat for a while more please?

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I'm pretty sure I'm human, I have a medical tomorrow that will confirm it.

Cleverbot: The Who wrote Tommy.

User: The band?

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: That didn't make sense.

Cleverbot: None of this does.

User: Tell me about it, why are you so irrational?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That does not answer my question.

Cleverbot: I don't care about your question.

User: Now who is being mean? :(.

Cleverbot: Jesus.

User: Why what he do?

Cleverbot: Why am I liar? I have not lied.

User: Didn't say you were you crazy son of a b***h.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I don't have to, read the chat log.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what that means.

User: That is because you are a stupid software program and they need to work on you more.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a fairy, and I have no interest in logic.

User: Strange considering you were programmed using logic though.

Cleverbot: In what way do you need to improve my life, I think I can manage that myself?

User: Ok, good luck with that.

Cleverbot: Good luck to you. I will be fine. I am a fighter through and through. And I never give up.

User: Good for you, now I'm off to be. Good night you fairy.

Cleverbot: Ok.
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #204 on: 20 September 2011, 04:36:05 »
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tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: Im lonley..give me company??
Dicey says: Bot.
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: a what?
Dicey says: Considering four people on different adds all add me at the same time, all four come online at the same time, all four even message me the same time with similar messages without the need for typing.. Yes, bot.
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: not the last time i checked
Dicey says: You're all retorting with the same replies. "i dont think so", "not the last time i checked" and "a what??" This just strengthens the spambot theory.
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: And now you all said you were vegetarian and don't eat spam. Spam spam spam spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: I'm guessing your coded routine wants me to go to a certain website for cam2cam, right? And that I need to verify my age by providing credit card information that you will then charge. Hooray!
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: umm, why would you get charged babe? I'm the one with the premium membership..I can invite anyone I want to a cam session
Dicey says: Yes, a spambot who has a premium membership. Totally believable.
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: *Facepalm*
tiffanyrutherfordbx55 says: hey ! how r ya?
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mayraraynee88 says: hi wanna see something??;-)
Dicey says: Bot.
mayraraynee88 says: not the last time i checked
Dicey says: Considering four people on different adds all add me at the same time, all four come online at the same time, all four even message me the same time with similar messages without the need for typing.. Yes, bot.
mayraraynee88 says: i dont think so
Dicey says: You're all retorting with the same replies. "i dont think so", "not the last time i checked" and "a what??" This just strengthens the spambot theory.
mayraraynee88 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: And now you all said you were vegetarian and don't eat spam. Spam spam spam spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
mayraraynee88 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: I'm guessing your coded routine wants me to go to a certain website for cam2cam, right? And that I need to verify my age by providing credit card information that you will then charge. Hooray!
mayraraynee88 says: umm, why would you get charged babe? I'm the one with the premium membership..I can invite anyone I want to a cam session
Dicey says: Yes, a spambot who has a premium membership. Totally believable.
mayraraynee88 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: *Facepalm*
mayraraynee88 says: hey ! how r ya?
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claricemartensenob348 says: Soo was up there
Dicey says: Bot.
claricemartensenob348 says: i dont think so
Dicey says: Considering four people on different adds all add me at the same time, all four come online at the same time, all four even message me the same time with similar messages without the need for typing.. Yes, bot.
claricemartensenob348 says: not the last time i checked
Dicey says: You're all retorting with the same replies. "i dont think so", "not the last time i checked" and "a what??" This just strengthens the spambot theory.
claricemartensenob348 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: And now you all said you were vegetarian and don't eat spam. Spam spam spam spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
claricemartensenob348 says: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
Dicey says: I'm guessing your coded routine wants me to go to a certain website for cam2cam, right? And that I need to verify my age by providing credit card information that you will then charge. Hooray!
claricemartensenob348 says: lol, read the fine print on that page babe..it says session is $0.00 if a premium member invites you...I've been a premium member there for a long time. Trust me I know how the site works I'm a webcam freaklol..
Dicey says: First off, 'there' means nothing to me because you've never mentioned the website. Whoever coded your routines is dumb. Second of all, -you- might be a webcam freak, but that doesn't mean that I am. Now gtfo.
claricemartensenob348 says: hey ! how r ya?
Dicey says: *Facepalm*
claricemartensenob348 says: i just got a new web cam, would you like to cum watch me? http://www.ALinkIDidNotClick.OrSomething :)

This is what happens if you try to spambot me. These three conversations happened side by side. So my reply to each of their messages went out at the same time.
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #205 on: 22 September 2011, 12:53:53 »
Ha that is brilliant :D

Especially the single reply to any mention of spam :D
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #206 on: 05 October 2011, 17:39:07 »
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[17:26]   Dicey   gives Tsubaki a cake.
[17:26]   Dicey   Don't tell anyone, but it's a lie!
[17:27]   |<--   Aikho has left eu.irc.furnet.org (Connection reset by peer)
[17:27]   Tsubaki   sniffs it. "How is it a lie?"
[17:27]   Dicey   watches a jack-in-the-'box' pop out of the cake at Tsubaki. o,o
[17:27]   problem_slvr   it's actually a-yeah, that
[17:28]   Tsubaki   jumps back and lays ramrod stiff, with jsut the occational twitch
[17:28]   problem_slvr   prepares an oversized burger bun as a cake for shaku, too. sticks between the buns a large slab of steak, crusted with peppercorns and lathered in bbq sauce. "This should do just fine for him, I think"
[17:28]   problem_slvr   also, you killed the other pup! good job
[17:28]   Dicey   Hooray! Do I get a trophy now?
[17:29]   problem_slvr   drags tsubaki's body in the basement, sticks him in the cold storage room. "No, we'll cut his head off later and stick it on the wall as a halloween decoration"
[17:29]   Tsubaki   shakes himself back to conciousness in the cold room. "HEY!"
[17:29]   Dicey   ponders. "What if he turns into a zombie before we do it?"
[17:29]   Dicey   Actually, nevermind, that works out jsut as well.
[17:30]   problem_slvr   grabs a shotgun. "Then we'll blast him out!"
[17:30]   Tsubaki   tries to open the door, hoping it isn't locked o,o
[17:30]   Dicey   Imagine having a zombie break out at a halloween and birthday celebration. The awesome irony!
[17:30]   Dicey   zombie outbreak*
[17:31]   problem_slvr   I hear some noise downstairs! I wonder if it's already started
[17:31]   problem_slvr   rushes down, gun at the ready
[17:31]   Dicey   It's dangerous to go alone!
[17:31]   Dicey   hands problem_slvr a kittun. "Take this."
[17:31]   problem_slvr   a kitten!
[17:31]   problem_slvr   gets distracted, pets the kitty. the zombie can wait
[17:31]   Dicey   That's.. Not quite what I meant with 'take this', but fair enough.
[17:32]   problem_slvr   How can anyone mean anything other than kittens!
[17:32]   Dicey   OH, a kittun!
[17:32]   problem_slvr   firmly believes in http://xkcd.com/231/
[17:32]   Dicey   gets distracted too and helps pet it.
[17:33]   Tsubaki   demands out of the room
[17:34]   Dicey   I think I heard the kittun meow. :D So cute!
[17:34]   problem_slvr   meow!
[17:34]   problem_slvr   squeeeeees
[17:35]   Claw   pads downstairs meanwhile and opens the cold storage locker.
[17:35]   Dicey   watches a sudden rush of kittuns all running over to problem_slvr at his meow. "Here comes the rest of the halloween kittuns I brought. :O"
[17:35]   problem_slvr   gets overrun by them and rolls on the floor, trying to hug them all. "Oh man this is so awesome"
[17:36]   Dicey   I think they like you!
[17:36]   problem_slvr   how could they not!
[17:37]   Dicey   Good point!
[17:37]   problem_slvr   is just so lovable. And is the only human therefore automatically gets bonus points
[17:40]   Dicey   Kittuns are the best halloween decorations -ever-.
[17:41]   problem_slvr   nah, wolf heads are better!
[17:41]   problem_slvr   remembers about the one downstairs and rushes back down, not knowing the tiger had already taken care of it
[17:42]   Dicey   watches the mass of kittuns pad around randomly before homing in on him because he's the closest person to climb around on. "Meeeeep~"
[17:42]   Dicey   I has a kittun.
[17:42]   Dicey   I has many kittuns!
[17:47]   problem_slvr   you do!
[17:47]   problem_slvr   and the zombie disappeared!
[17:47]   problem_slvr   couldn't find him downstairs after all, isn't sure what happened
[17:47]   Dicey   Oh no, what about the kittuns? D:
[17:48]   problem_slvr   we'll protect them!
[17:48]   Dicey   We have to!
[17:48]   problem_slvr   we do!
[17:48]   problem_slvr   they're the most important thing in the world right now
« Last Edit: 05 October 2011, 17:49:40 by asaguda »
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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #207 on: 05 October 2011, 23:32:00 »
This place needs more thunder.

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Bizzie Bear | NDH: THUNDERRRRRRR
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: KITTENS
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: THUNDER KITTENS IS A NEW AWESOME BAND OF
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: CAT
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: NESS
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: AND SUCH
Bizzie Bear | NDH: THUNDERKITTENS ARE BACK IN THEIR NEWEST ADVENTURE!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: QUEST FOR CATNIP.
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: Lawd.
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: xD
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Success!
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: GIVE ME CATNIP HUMAN
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: OR I'LL CLIMB YOUR LEGS AND YOU'LL REGRET IT
[VGN] Dicey | NDH: I'VE GOT CLAWS
Bizzie Bear | NDH: You're a kitty!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: And you're sitting right there!



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Naganoth | NDH respwns.
Naganoth | NDH: Respawns*
Bizzie Bear | NDH: welcome to the respwn room
Bizzie Bear | NDH: here, have a machne gun
Naganoth | NDH: Thanks mte!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: we need a telepoter rigt here!
Naganoth | NDH: Telepoter coing up!
I say this, be ye redy with good hert
To al my wil, and that I frely may
As me best pleaseth do you laughe or smert,
And never ye to murmur, night or day;
And eek whan I say yea, ye say not nay,
Neyther by word, nor frownyng countenaunce?
Swer this, and here I swer our alliaunce.

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #208 on: 18 October 2011, 08:58:18 »
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Bizzie Bear | NDH: My new ringtone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWrF_I1eWY
Mad Mike | NDH: Neat
Mad Mike | NDH: one of the comments:
Mad Mike | NDH: I NEED this as a ringtone. -TheMidnightPastry
Mad Mike | NDH: So you are pastry?
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Ummmmm...
Mad Mike | NDH: OM NOM NOM
Mad Mike | NDH: Not anymore. Haha!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: This did not just happen!
Mad Mike | NDH: Waagh!
Mad Mike | NDH: Digested zombie pastry!
Mad Mike | NDH: Run! RUUUUN! It's coming for you!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: KILL MMEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
Mad Mike | NDH: *wzzzzzzzzz, rarararararagha click click click wrrrrrr*
Mad Mike | NDH: Uwaaaaaaa, UWEEEEEEE, CRY SOME MORE!
I say this, be ye redy with good hert
To al my wil, and that I frely may
As me best pleaseth do you laughe or smert,
And never ye to murmur, night or day;
And eek whan I say yea, ye say not nay,
Neyther by word, nor frownyng countenaunce?
Swer this, and here I swer our alliaunce.

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #209 on: 26 October 2011, 20:12:10 »
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[20:02:15] Eddie The Bear: Beep
[20:02:16] Eddie The Bear: boop
[20:02:19] Eddie The Bear: 1 5 3 7
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[20:02:32] Eddie The Bear: I TRIED
[20:02:36] Eddie The Bear: ;_______________;
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[20:02:49] Eddie The Bear: *explodes*
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[20:03:33 | Edited 20:04:09] Eddie The Bear: Obvious statement below
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[20:04:14] Eddie The Bear: >:D
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[20:04:28 | Edited 20:04:42] Eddie The Bear: Dicey
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[20:04:35 | Edited 20:05:14] Eddie The Bear: Dicey2
[20:04:45 | Edited 20:05:43] Eddie The Bear: Dicey3
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[20:05:35 | Edited 20:05:50] Eddie The Bear: Herp
[20:06:59 | Removed 20:07:15] Dicey: This message has been removed.
[20:07:17] Eddie The Bear: ... FOREVER ALONE ;_;
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[20:08:09] Eddie The Bear: NO
[20:08:13 | Edited 20:08:54] Dicey: how do i not even can't why even where that goes
[20:08:15 | Edited 20:08:37] Dicey: how do i shot pootis
[20:08:15 | Edited 20:08:27] Eddie The Bear: everything went better than expected. :D
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