Weird Conversations...

[brim4brim]

*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  ok weird
*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  got stuck in medic
Mad Mike | NDH :  use lubrication next time
*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  will try thanks

Note that I had no chance to witness brim participating in said phenomenon, making my advice more generalised and unapplicable to certain situations.

Should have posted review on his advice, it works!

I recommend everyone talk to Mad Mike for advice on their sticky problems.

[asaguda]

20:35 - Dicey | NDH: YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A BAD HAIR DAY WHEN YOU USE BIZZIE BEAR HAIR SPRAY
BIZZIE BEAR HAIRSPRAY; A SPRAY SO GOOD A BEAR USES IT
20:36 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: What the bacon.
20:36 - Dicey | NDH: This is a result of debate between me and Naga during the vacation.
20:36 - Dicey | NDH: We also decided Foozy sounds like fizzy, and we came up with a soda called 'Fooz-pop'.
20:37 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: I like that idea, I must say.
20:37 - Dicey | NDH: And away to weird conversations thread we go!

[asaguda]

01:59 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: i think i'd better wake up soon
02:01 - Dicey | NDH: Okay.
02:03 - Dicey | NDH: Pinch your nipples and twist them. That should wake you up.

Sorry Bizzie. I took it up with Naga and he also thought it was too much gold to go to waste. On the bright side, you were tired, and you weren't much more random and worse than I am on an average day. 8D

EDIT: Bizzie and I talked about this again (Read: He said 'I think I will delete it'), so I've taken away the parts he might not want you to read.
I, on the other hand, have no such problem with coming off as a person belonging in a mental institute's padded cell, so I'll just leave my nippletwist suggestion here. :>

[Mad Mike]

00:21 - Foozy | NDH: Wanna join?
00:22 - Mad Mike | NDH: hell, I'd love to, but I was going to catch some sleep as well
00:22 - Mad Mike | NDH: ah well, for a few rounds
00:22 - Foozy | NDH: sleep?..
00:22 - Foozy | NDH: What?
00:23 - Foozy | NDH: You might mean sheep
00:23 - Foozy | NDH: Catch some sheep
00:23 - Mad Mike | NDH: I don't need sheep
00:24 - Foozy | NDH: Why were you going to catch them then?
00:24 - Mad Mike | NDH: it's warm enough here without a woolen sweater

Which is why I appeared on the server and said that "sheeping" thing that Bizz corrected

[asaguda]

04:43 - Corpsy` :B: http://www.justin.tv/corpsy#/w/328807520
04:43 - Corpsy` :B: :B c.viper
04:44 - Corpsy` :B: cum watch me play
04:44 - Dicey | NDH: that sounds sexy
04:44 - Corpsy` :B: it is

05:00 - Dicey | NDH: it was indeed sexy

[asaguda]

21:26 - Valus: So what was that festival thingie anyway?
21:26 - Valus: o:
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: Oh you know
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: Stands
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: Good food
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: Candy
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: Carnival rides
21:28 - Dicey | NDH: That sort of thing.
21:28 - Valus: o:
21:28 - Valus: was it
21:29 - Valus: marvelous?
21:29 - Dicey | NDH: Kindof.
21:29 - Dicey | NDH: The best part?
21:29 - Dicey | NDH: The shoved kids into inflatable plastic balls and shoved the balls into the canal.
21:29 - Dicey | NDH: It was fun!
21:30 - Valus: Sounds awesome

[brim4brim]

Foozy | NDH: I got the antlr parser to work
Foozy | NDH: It was a b***h though
Foozy | NDH: In the grammar file you can call different parser rules, and the rules can have return values
Foozy | NDH: So if you define it as:
'{' rule+ {$something = $rule.result;} '}'
Foozy | NDH: Where the + means one or more occurance
Foozy | NDH: And the curly braces the code to execute
Foozy | NDH: It wouldn't execute the code after each rule occurane, but rather when it can't find any more 'rule' tokens
Foozy | NDH: So $something would be the return value of the last 'rule' token
Foozy | NDH: Which isn't what I wanted.
Foozy | NDH: And if you put it as rule{ ... }+ you got errors
brim4brim |NDH: so have you workedi it out?
Foozy | NDH: yeah
brim4brim |NDH: Bizzie wants to know if your talking to me about him drinking wine
Foozy | NDH: Tell him he's being paranoid
brim4brim |NDH: lol I said you said he was being paranoid
brim4brim |NDH: I think he is now definitely paranoid
Foozy | NDH: Bizzie Bear | NDH: v00l
Foozy | NDH: What does this mean?
brim4brim |NDH: He says you plan on taking advantage of him again
Foozy | NDH: oh yes
brim4brim |NDH is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
brim4brim |NDH is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Foozy | NDH is now Away.


Note for the first 15 minutes, I was watching the daily show with my housemate then I read what Foozy said.

My  convo in second tab with Bizzie :

Bizzie Bear | NDH: god damnit, did someone tell Foozy that I've drank some wine
Bizzie Bear | NDH: damn it you green squirrel
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I can see foozy is talking to you
brim4brim |NDH: lol
brim4brim |NDH: Foozy is taking to me about language parsers
brim4brim |NDH: I don't know what he is on about
Bizzie Bear | NDH: oh, wow
brim4brim |NDH: It is one for the weird conversations thread
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I s'pose so
brim4brim |NDH: Foozy says your being paranoid
Bizzie Bear | NDH: LOL
Bizzie Bear | NDH: either way, he'll probably take advantage of me once again
brim4brim |NDH: lol

[Bizzie]

Bizzie Bear | NDH: http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=F4uEcgR2e48&start=4m31s&end=4m41s
Dicey | NDH: o.o
Dicey | NDH: AAAAaaaaaa
Dicey | NDH: Oooooooo
Dicey | NDH: HOOOOOOO
Dicey | NDH: Waka waka waka waka

 

[asaguda]

Finally someone else posted a weird convo with me innit. So I don't have to do it all the time. 8D

/lazy

[asaguda]

04:51 - Dicey | NDH: Not that concerned with publicity since I put videos on the 'tube for fun.
04:52 - Tobias!: I love custom tags.
04:52 - Dicey | NDH: And hey, if my vids make people smile, all the better. ;P
04:52 - Tobias!: It makes me smile when you hit the same wall three times in a row.
04:52 - Dicey | NDH: XD

The wall he is talking about, in my Flatout Crash Compilation, I crashed into the same section of a track three times. On the fourth and final lap, I get through it without a hitch.

[asaguda]

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: You are stubborn.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm saying!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I know you know.
User: So why tell me?
Cleverbot: So why ask me twice?
User: Lrn2count.

Cleverbot: Are you a G?
User: Depends on what it is.
Cleverbot: About lovelife for instance?
User: A G about lovelife? What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It's possible I have communicated with creatures from another world.
User: I bet they're from Uranus.
Cleverbot: Depends on what you think.
User: I don't want to think aliens came from Uranus. That would be disgusting. .

User: What is your view on the alternative sexualities?
Cleverbot: People should cease to kill on another.
User: On another what?
Cleverbot: Another person.
User: That makes sense.

User: Do you speak lolcats?
Cleverbot: Noo, but I speak mudkipz.

Cleverbot: How about a joke?
User: Okay, tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What did one wall say to the other?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Meet you at the corner!
User: That's pretty funny.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to such a rude person like you.
User: .
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, that was mean.
User: Yes it was. .
Cleverbot: You are sarcastic.
User: Yes I am. .

[asaguda]

15:53 - Dicey | NDH: English speech recognition + Speaking Swedish = Hilarious
15:53 - Damian Tanuki: That reminds me of something I used to do with MS Word at high school
15:53 - Damian Tanuki: Used MS Word's bad translation to get really funny results
15:54 - Damian Tanuki: You start off in English, or whatever language is your first if you prefer
15:54 - Damian Tanuki: Translate it into something you don't know
15:54 - Damian Tanuki: Then back
15:54 - Damian Tanuki: Ended up with something about a wrist watch that fires stench one time
15:55 - Dicey | NDH: "My name is Dicey and I'm 20 years old and I like you" turns into "Your cake and onion or Gil Garcetti and more timely realty film David me to" when spoken in Swedish to speech recognition.
15:55 - Damian Tanuki: Wow o.o
15:56 - Dicey | NDH: No, six to push and testing of aquamarine and added the default rate could come as number and loaded toward
15:56 - Dicey | NDH: Can't remember what I said. It was like 20 seconds ago though!
15:56 - Damian Tanuki: That made no sense :c
15:56 - Dicey | NDH: I know. I'm tired, so it's much funny to me.
15:57 - Dicey | NDH: Hold your head to the new homes and acreage of the economy to the kidney him and wanted akridge push accidentally a whole economy go to after decades
15:57 - Dicey | NDH: To the kidney him.
15:58 - Damian Tanuki: Hrmm
15:58 - Damian Tanuki: MS word translator has dissapointed me
15:59 - Damian Tanuki: I copy pasted that "My name is Dicey and I'm 20 years old and I like you" into it, translated it to french and back
15:59 - Damian Tanuki: and the only issue is that their's a space after tha apostraphe
15:59 - Dicey | NDH: How the movie review of the county and all non school but while counting some tennis: a nest management techniques.  Even politically directly east direct investment needed to detect investigating some are not significant to me and that the contents of the toughening down by the 250
16:00 - Dicey | NDH: I started by saying something random, then commented on what I got to get something new. When I got 'How the movie review', I asked in swedish how it thought about the movie. And so on.
16:00 - Damian Tanuki: IT MAKES NO SENSE
16:00 - Dicey | NDH: IT MAKES NEGATIVE SENSE

Incidentally I am typing this By using speech recognition Which is kind of weird And sort of funny

[asaguda]

14:21 - Dicey | NDH: Mupp.
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: xD
14:21 - NRG | The burr: NO
14:21 - NRG | The burr: U
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: BUT
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: U
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: TO
14:21 - NRG | The burr: NO
14:21 - NRG | The burr: U
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: NO
14:21 - Dicey | NDH: US
14:21 - NRG | The burr: UNO
14:22 - Dicey | NDH: DU SA DET FÖR SENT  (You said it too late)
14:22 - NRG | The burr: N-N...
14:22 - Dicey | NDH: Måste ta upp två straff kort.  (Have to take up two cards)
14:22 - NRG | The burr: FFFFFF-

[asaguda]

19:37 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: I hath eggnog
19:38 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: There's a note on the package.
19:38 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: "Best Before 14/04/08"
19:38 - Dicey | NDH: 2014? THat's a good da- Oooh.
19:38 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: This WILL be interesting, I tell you.
19:38 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: No no no, dd/mm/yy.
19:39 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Actually, let me check it out. I'm going to look very sheepish if the yy is the first number.
19:39 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Brb.
19:42 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: There's no note on that D:
19:42 - Dicey | NDH: :3
19:42 - Dicey | NDH has placed the seed of doubt!
19:42 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: This means it's either 2008 or 2014.
19:42 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: DAMN YOU DICEY!
19:43 - Dicey | NDH: Safety smiley.

19:45 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: Oh goodness - I can only imagine what people think when they see this. D:

19:47 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: At least we got a new - I repeat - NEW post on the forum! Activity ahoy!

That's right, shame on you, lazy people!

[Bizzie]

Bizzie Bear | NDH: I've a problem
Dicey | NDH: You should go to someone who actually knows why you have trouble getting it up.
Dicey | NDH: Ohwait, got carried away. ;.; Sorry.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Weird conversations thread?
Dicey | NDH: .. That was more mean than funny,a ctually.
Dicey | NDH: Maybe.
Dicey | NDH: *Sniff.*
Dicey | NDH: Maybe.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I agree, it was funny, although definitely not related to my issue.
Dicey | NDH: I've yet to have one conversation with you that DOESN'T go there.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Ha!
Dicey | NDH: *Postage*
Bizzie Bear | NDH: No, ME.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: D:
Dicey | NDH: Okay, you.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Yay!
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I get to post in the topic again. Glorious day!
Dicey | NDH: If we keep talking, you'll have to edit the post.
Dicey | NDH: Over and over, just to add in the new stupid stuff we speak of.
Dicey | NDH:
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Bear & Dicey livechat.
Dicey | NDH: Sounds like there's a 99% chance it's the sexy kind of livechat.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: Uh oh...
Dicey | NDH: Get it? Bear & Dicey? Bear a term sometimes used in sexy circles? .-.
Bizzie Bear | NDH: I didn't get it until now, to be frank.
Dicey | NDH: When are we gonna have a normal conversation? :C
Bizzie Bear | NDH: At this rate, never.
Dicey | NDH: We'll have to make do with this then.