Weird Conversations...

[Bizzie]

This conversation took place as soon as I came home today and started my IM application.

Background notes: I used to know the fellow. We played Battlefield Vietnam together back in the day. However, when Xbox 360 was released, he started to play games on consoles and abandoned PC gaming.

I have no idea why someone else - in this case, a spambot - has gained access to his Messenger ID. I have a feeling he wouldn't really care even if he knew his ID has been hacked, though.

As a final note, yes - I really had to play along.

(16:47) Allday:     
hey there...
(16:47) Bizzie B:     
hi kev
(16:47) Allday:     
hey whatsup how have u been?
(16:48) Bizzie B:     
tired as always
(16:48) Allday:     
Im feeling kinda freaky as usual lol, wanna go cam2cam?
(16:49) Bizzie B:     
Hrm.
(16:49) Allday:     
K here's the link to my cam it's http://CENSORED go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here, my dad would kill me if he knew how crzy i get lol
(16:52) Bizzie B:     
Geez, Allday. I used to know you. Remember playing BF:V on the Jolt servers a few years ago? Do you remember Shane and ghostuk and Blackpyjama? Perhaps "the 8 Ball" clan, too? Blooming eff, mate. I miss those times.
(16:52) Allday:     
ok, I got the perfect little black panties for ya, ur gunna love these ..hehe
(16:53) Bizzie B:     
What the eff, Kevin...
(16:53) Allday:     
you may have to repaste the link sometimes andrefresh if its not loading this site does that once in a while.
(16:53) Bizzie B:     
I'm not falling for that, you know. I'm not that raunchy - not to mention I've no need to see you naked.
(16:54) Allday:     
my nipples are hard lol, dam it I haven't had sex in sooo long!
(16:56) Bizzie B:     
I could respond with some information regarding my sex life, but I think I will not bother - first of all, just because I think I will post this conversation on a forum I am a member of, and secondly because I do not feel comfortable with sharing such details.
(16:56) Allday:     
i dont think so
(16:56) Bizzie B:     
You don't think so regarding what?
(16:56) Allday:     
i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
(16:59) Bizzie B:     
Look, I've just come home and I am tired. I'm not in the mood.
(16:59) Allday:     
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ?  I'd love to... and have some real fun
(17:00) Bizzie B:     
I thought I already have your mobile number, though I might have lost it at some point. Also, I think we had enough fun back in the day when we were playing BF 'Nam.
(17:00) Allday:     
24/f/Houston
(17:01) Bizzie B:     
Houston is a nice city, but that's not really related to our conversation... unless you have changed your gender and moved to the U.S.
(17:01) Allday:     
I have a blue dinosaur that eats pancakes...  is that real enough for ya??
(17:01) Bizzie B:     
Dinosaurs don't exist anymore, silly.
(17:02) Allday:     
make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age   I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid
(17:02) Bizzie B:     
But I am a kid. We're all kids deep inside. It's one of the ways we can enjoy life during those tough moments we encounter during our lives.
(17:03) Allday:     
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy
(17:03) Bizzie B:     
I wouldn't feel comfortable watching you. Not even if you are not a guy anymore.
(17:03) Allday:     
how big are you?
(17:04) Bizzie B:     
I have a rather sturdy body. Alas, I am rather short, though.
(17:05) Allday:     
are u in babe??  Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there   I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again it's http://CENSORED , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room
(17:06) Bizzie B:     
Did I not make this clear enough, Allday? I am not in the mood, nor I want to see you on the cam.
(17:06) Allday:     
k
(17:06) Bizzie B:     
I've no idea what's happened to you during these years. Damn it, Kevin.

[asaguda]

(17:04) Bizzie B:     
I have a rather sturdy body. Alas, I am rather short, though.

Sturdy but short? Bizzie, are you a dwarf?

[Frush]

Bizzie, are you a dwarf?

Accurate depiction

[Bizzie]

Sturdy but short? Bizzie, are you a dwarf?

... Yes.

[asaguda]

In the server, while I was a demoman and me and Naga were playing MythBusters, and I had 10 heads;

Dicey: I got head(s).
*Laughter.*
Dicey: I, I'm not a prostitute. *Pause.* I don't charge.
Bizzie: LOL

[Dominic]

In the server, while I was a demoman and me and Naga were playing MythBusters, and I had 10 heads;

Dicey: I got head(s).
*Laughter.*
Dicey: I, I'm not a prostitute. *Pause.* I don't charge.
Bizzie: LOL

I somehow... Dont understand the connection between the Chargelander and prostitution...

[asaguda]

I somehow... Dont understand the connection between the Chargelander and prostitution...

You will in due time.

[Frush]

I somehow... Dont understand the connection between the Chargelander and prostitution...

...

[Gridlock]

He's young, so it's understandable.

[Foozy]

I somehow... Dont understand the connection between the Chargelander and prostitution...

They both charge.

[Dominic]

...So heads is... Sucking ''something''? And you dont charge (ask for paying some money).

[Foozy]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/charge

[Dominic]

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/charge

Well... Thats what I said... Im more confused on ''heads'' than on ''charging''.

[Foozy]

Well... Thats what I said... Im more confused on ''heads'' than on ''charging''.

v.tr.
2. To set or ask (a given amount) as a price: charges ten dollars for a haircut.
v.intr.
1. To rush forward in or as if in a violent attack: dogs trained to charge at intruders; children charging through the house.

Prostitutes do the first, demomen the second. That's all there was to the joke.

[Mad Mike]

*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  ok weird
*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  got stuck in medic
Mad Mike | NDH :  use lubrication next time
*DEAD* brim4brim LooksAtExplosion|NDH :  will try thanks

Note that I had no chance to witness brim participating in said phenomenon, making my advice more generalised and unapplicable to certain situations.