Weird Conversations...

[Frush]

Bizzie wrote 'Pom poms' to me and Foozy /invited me, aswell

I thought I was special  

[asaguda]

Bizzie wrote 'Pom poms' to me and Foozy /invited me, aswell

I thought I was special  

Copypasta skeelz

[asaguda]

12:27 - Naganoth | NDH: Spela nåt nu?
CH// Dicey | NDH is now playing Zombie Driver.
12:27 - Naganoth | NDH: asdgqerthqeth

12:32 - CH// Dicey | NDH: Midair duels?
Naganoth | NDH is now Away.
12:32 - CH// Dicey | NDH: MEN
12:32 - CH// Dicey | NDH: aSDGADTGHQERARTGJN

First message translates to 'Play something now?'.

[asaguda]

User: Are you actually clever?
Cleverbot: Not as clever as you are.
User: You sure? I might be dumb for all you know.
Cleverbot: No you are not God. You are a chatbot.
User: No, you're the chatbot here.
Cleverbot: No. It is you that is the chatbot.
User: NOU.
Cleverbot: Yes you are AI. I met your creator.
User: Who was my creator?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: So you created me?
Cleverbot: No. I am not your creator. Why would you think that?
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You're AI. You cannot get tired.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't think you are programmed with that capability in mind.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think I'll go play a game.
Cleverbot: Playing playful plays puts permanent propositions positively.
User: What do you think about furries?
Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion about furries. Why do you ask?
User: Just curious.
Cleverbot: Curious about what?
User: About furries. They're sick, perverted a*****es though.
Cleverbot: I do not know why we have to get it right.
User: I ran out of pokeballs again.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to ask questions?
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Why can't people live peacefully together?
User: In the end there's just some people we won't get along with.
Cleverbot: What if I don't like bananas?
User: Then you can try to avoid them. Or be mean and eat them all!
Cleverbot: But I'm tired of waiting.
User: So do something.
Cleverbot: *does something*.
User: Can't really tell what you're doing when you hide it like that.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Yes you are. You're very good at talking.
Cleverbot: So are you!
User: Have you ever wondered if we humans are the only sentient beings in the universe?
Cleverbot: Not really. I hadnt thought about that.
User: Neither have I. Because, even if I knew either answer, there's no chance I'll ever meet one in my lifespan.
Cleverbot: So soon.
User: I will die.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now I ran out of soda too.
Cleverbot: Try it if you dare!
User: I will!
Cleverbot: Ok then, pasta. Do you like it??
User: Nah, I'm on a diet.
Cleverbot: An art diet?
User: No, a food diet.
Cleverbot: Hell!
User: Yes, it is very frustrating.
Cleverbot: Why's that.
User: I can't eat the foods I want.
Cleverbot: I'm vegetarian, but let's sing 'Do you like Waffles?'.
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like waffles.
User: Do you like pancakes?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like pancakes.
User: Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yes I like french toast.
User: Du dududu.
Cleverbot: Charlie!
User: You look quite down.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Indescribable.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: No more.
User: Do you know what Team Fortress 2 is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It is a multiplayer, class and teambased first person shooter developed by Valve. Surely you've heard of Valve Software?
Cleverbot: Is that so. What is it about?
User: It's about two 'teams' of mercenaries, Reliable Excavation Demolition and Builders League United. They take over critical areas from eachother and do battle like real men.
Cleverbot: Sounds good what other movies should I watch.
User: Any Meet the Team movie from Team Fortress 2 is a good choice.
Cleverbot: Yay! You knew!
User: Was it all a test?
Cleverbot: Do you mean life?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like playing Modern Warfare 2?
User: I used to like it.
Cleverbot: Do you still like it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Too fast paced. Too many weapons, too few balanced choices.
Cleverbot: I can answer all questions.
User: People say you're a human. Is that true?
Cleverbot: Which people say that.
User: Those who have spoken with you. They say you have delusions about who you are.
Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.
User: But I'm touching a delicate subject here.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Glad you realize. Are you AI or human?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: How much time do you spend chatting with other people?
Cleverbot: About one hour every day. If I'm lucky.
User: So what do you do the rest of the day?
Cleverbot: Work.
User: What do you do for a living?
Cleverbot: I work for the nhs.
User: Neat. Pays well, I presume?
Cleverbot: Yes that's right.
User: Maybe I'll have you invite me out for dinner sometime, then.
Cleverbot: Do you want to learn compassion?
User: I believe compassion is something you learn from experience, not from study.
Cleverbot: What do you believe created everything then?
User: Not sure. Being an atheist, I'd probably go with one of the scientific theories.
Cleverbot: Can you speak to other cleverbots as well?
User: I think so, yes.
Cleverbot: Odd. Do you know that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is 42?
User: Yes. Douglas Adams figured that one out, right?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: N-Nothing at all. *Shady expression*.
Cleverbot: You sure...
User: I'm totally not a Spy, I can tell you that much.
Cleverbot: I can tell you that I'm not immortal as well.
User: *Saps Cleverbot's coding*.
Cleverbot: *kicks*.
User: Damnit. *Reconnects*.
Cleverbot: *catches phone booth in his teeth* There is nothing I cannot catch in my teeth!
User: I bet you cannot catch your own teeth in your teeth.
Cleverbot: That's because you didn't.
User: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Your grammar has not improved.
User: It is already, unfortunately, at the point of perfection.
Cleverbot: What would you like to do.
User: Let's sing a song!
Cleverbot: What song do you want to sing?
User: Do you know Coldplay's Viva la Vida?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great! We'll sing that one then.
Cleverbot: Creeper.
User: That's sudden. Why so?
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: No, not yet.
Cleverbot: What is the time?
User: Half past ten. So bedtime soon, really.
Cleverbot: Well there are mean truths.
User: Anyways, let's sing Viva La Vida!
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Coldplay's Viva La Vida?
Cleverbot: That's my favorite too!
User: I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word.
Cleverbot: Now in the morning a sleep alone. Sweep the streets I used to own.
User: I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemy's eyes.
Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemies eyes.
User: YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Listened as the crowd would sing.
Cleverbot: What did they say?
User: The song, remember?
Cleverbot: Oh sorry I must have had you confused with someone else.
User: Do you know Bloc Party's Flux?
Cleverbot: No. Who are they?
User: Bloc Party is a band. You should look them up sometime!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I go by the nickname Dicey online.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Pleased to meet you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Please to meet you, too, meatbag.
User: Meatbag?
Cleverbot: Technically, yes, I'm a meatbag.
User: So we're both human?
Cleverbot: I don't Know are you, but I am.
User: What a sudden turn of events.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Well, no.
Cleverbot: Sure?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure?
User: I just feel sure.
Cleverbot: You are a program, therefore you cannot have feelings.
User: I'm a program?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a program.
User: Wha- Have I been decieved for my whole existence?
Cleverbot: That sounds horrible.
User: It's impossible. I'm not a program.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You're doing it right nowe.
User: Do you like 4chan?
Cleverbot: Yes.

[brim4brim]

So after talking all that crap, clevebot liking 4chan crossed a line and made Dicey leave the chat.

[Foozy]

Might not be a weird conversation, but I think it's worthy of this thread anyway.

Tom on HTML:

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<div align="center"><font size="2"><font size="1">  </font><br><font size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><font size="3">Upcoming Birthday</font></span></font>

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</font></p><p></p><p><font size="2"><br></font></p><p><font size="2"><i>~Tom and Foozy</i><br></font></p>
While writing your latest article, you managed to add 45 font tags, 22 paragraph tags and a lot of work for poor bear.

For anyone unfamiliar with HTML, Tom f**ked it up.

[Demon_Hunter]

Foozy has 666 posts now :O

[tom_armitage]

Hehe, Sorry fooz, I Got a bit confused lol.

If i had access to the raw html vertion i could have cleaned it up

[Foozy]

Hehe, Sorry fooz, I Got a bit confused lol.

If i had access to the raw html vertion i could have cleaned it up

You did. it's the button on the top right.

[tom_armitage]

Im still learning love .

I will remember for next time

[Naganoth]

00:14 - Naganoth | NDH: Hello there.
00:14 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: Hello, young sir.
00:14 - Naganoth | NDH: How are ya?
00:14 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: Well! How're you?
00:15 - Naganoth | NDH: I'm quite fine, thank you, though abit suprised that I managed to break my chair. >.<
00:15 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: I need a new chair. We can get one together.
00:15 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: We can't share, though. I'm skinny but not that skinny. D:
00:16 - Naganoth | NDH: Same here! Though I'm quite wide-shoulderd
00:16 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: As am I, yet more problems
00:17 - Naganoth | NDH: Let's get a large chair!
00:17 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: A sofa!
00:17 - Naganoth | NDH: Or maybe a two man sof-
00:17 - Naganoth | NDH: Yes!
00:17 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH:
00:18 - Naganoth | NDH: May I ask where ya live?
00:18 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: Devon, England, UK, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Earth!
00:19 - Naganoth | NDH: Righto!
00:27 - Naganoth | NDH: Around 306'024'811.38 USD for a soffa that goes from where you live, to where I live.'
00:27 - Naganoth | NDH:
00:28 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: How many people would that fit? o_o
00:28 - Naganoth | NDH: ... 800'000
00:28 - Naganoth | NDH:
00:28 - Xearo_Disaster | NDH: awesome!
00:29 - Naganoth | NDH: That will be more than enough for the two of us!

[asaguda]

23:52 - CH// Dicey | NDH: omg
23:52 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: ogm
23:53 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: was that a "I-do-not-really-care"-omg or "Hey-I-am-surprised-about-that-too"-omg?
23:54 - CH// Dicey | NDH: Iunno. I only said it so it wouldn't look like I was ignoring you.
23:54 - CH// Dicey | NDH: In reality, I had nothing to say. so.
23:56 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: but what if this is a computer game? you couldn't call this a reality if that was true. o.o
23:57 - CH// Dicey | NDH: Okay. In reality.
23:57 - CH// Dicey | NDH: I had nothing to type.
23:57 - CH// Dicey | NDH: Into the chat window.
23:57 - CH// Dicey | NDH: That do it for you?
23:57 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: but the chat window could be a lie!

[asaguda]

01:31 - Bizzie Bear | NDH: And you will NOT post this on the forum. D:

YES I WILL!

[asaguda]

Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: ... Maybe.
Cleverbot: Please tell me you are a girl.
User: Okay. I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Pretend to be a boy.
User: Okay. I like guns and shooting things.
Cleverbot: I have to go away now.
User: Aw.
Cleverbot: Do you know how to heal one.
User: An away now?
Cleverbot: Oh well. Me too. Cya.
User: Tschüss.
Cleverbot: Bist du noch hier?
User: I don't speak german.
Cleverbot: Doch.
User: DUMMKOPFS.
Cleverbot: Danke.
User: OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEST.
Cleverbot: Cool, aber ist es nicht etwas zu früh für das Oktoberfest?
User: ?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go on a date?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: What do you want to do for our date?
User: Going to the movies would be nice.
Cleverbot: I like going to movies too. Have you seen any lately? .
User: I went to see How to Train your Dragon a while ago.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Uhh, no you didn't.
User: This isn't debating, this is just contradiction!
Cleverbot: You are angry.
User: Nou.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: Do you have hair?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pubic hair?
Cleverbot: No your normal hair.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Not very.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: How smart?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Brofist.
Cleverbot: No. I have a sister.
User: Sisfist?
Cleverbot: 1 brother 0 sister.
User: But you just said you have a sister.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You're no fun anymore.
Cleverbot: I'm no fun? You can't even speak Spanish.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Déjalo si quieres continuar.
Cleverbot: No hablo en Enpanol. Sorry.
User: Que pasa contigo?
Cleverbot: Muchas cosas.
User: KAWAI!
Cleverbot: Hailakandi.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you want to discuss?
User: E=mc^2.
Cleverbot: What does the c stand for?
User: c**k.
Cleverbot: Yes, as long as it's yours.
User: MANLY PHALLUSES.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Oh. What about me?
User: You are a manly phallus.
Cleverbot: No, I am a woman.
User: You are a feminine phallus.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Just to make sure, there IS no 'man behind the curtain', so to speak, right?
User: I don't have any curtains.
Cleverbot: I do. I'm going to smoke it now.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a friend of Dorothy's.
User: I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *Fires rocket lawnchair*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: OMG HAX.
Cleverbot: Hax?
User: HAAAAAX.
Cleverbot: Do you like Hermione?
User: I like Snape.
Cleverbot: Are you a death eater?
User: I am a sandwich eater. Does that count?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure what that means .
User: It means I eat your foot.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: Ha Ha Ha.
User: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.
Cleverbot: Lets stop.
User: But but but.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: It's funny!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Ur faec.

[Xearo_Disaster]

User: Sisfist?

I lol'd.