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Author Topic: Weird Conversations...  (Read 16731 times)

Offline Dendocror

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Weird Conversations...
« on: 09 June 2009, 19:25:57 »
Now me and Foozy were talking, you know, as you do. We stumbled upon a rather... Disturbing subject that i'd like to share with you all, just as an insight into Foozy's 'fantasies'.

Foozy | NDH: What the hell are you doing?
Dendocror | NDH: YOUR MUM
Dendocror | NDH: I f**king owned you.
Foozy | NDH: You totally dominated my ass with that sexy spanking paddle, yeah.. Mmmm.
Dendocror | NDH: You ruined it.
Dendocror | NDH: Congratulations.
Foozy | NDH: Ey man, don't be so hard. Oh wait-
Dendocror | NDH: You have fantasies about that.
Foozy | NDH: Mhm! *nods fast*

So, as you can see i was like 'MUST POST ON FORUMS NOW'. It reminded me of a topic that existed in the 'Ather-tech' forums so I want all of you to reply to this thread about a weird, disturbing or funny conversation you've had either in real life or over steam. Thanks! :D
Just as a sidenote, i was listening to this at the time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX3vi2flaE4

Enjoy!
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Offline Bizzie

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #1 on: 10 June 2009, 01:37:17 »
Quote from: Dendocror on 09 June  2009, 19:25:57
a rather... Disturbing subject that i'd like to share with you all

How many times did you think about it?
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I say this, be ye redy with good hert
To al my wil, and that I frely may
As me best pleaseth do you laughe or smert,
And never ye to murmur, night or day;
And eek whan I say yea, ye say not nay,
Neyther by word, nor frownyng countenaunce?
Swer this, and here I swer our alliaunce.

Offline Dendocror

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #2 on: 10 June 2009, 22:15:52 »
Quiteee a bit because it's by far the weirdest conversation i've had with him... Oh Fooz, what can you teach us about life? NADA :D
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #3 on: 11 June 2009, 11:01:44 »
Quote from: Dendocror on 10 June  2009, 22:15:52
Quiteee a bit because it's by far the weirdest conversation i've had with him... Oh Fooz, what can you teach us about life? NADA :D

You should have seen some I've had with Bizzie then.  ;)

Also, don't drink lighter fluid. That's todays lesson.
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #4 on: 13 June 2009, 01:01:11 »
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Nimrod: well i had this stomach bug and its kinda messed up my digestive system
Nimrod: i wont go int omore
Nimrod: but i dont crap 3 times a day anymor xD
Foozy | NDH: You can't s**t all the time when you snipe, that's rule no.1.
Foozy | NDH: I had one too, ever since I've had gas. :P
Nimrod: lool
Nimrod: btw when did you get so good at sniping :O
Foozy | NDH: My childhood was very rough. My mom and I used to live in Boston away from my dad. He used to.. Used to come over at nights and lock me in a room while he beat my mother. I needed a distraction from the tormented screams in my head; i picked up darts. Not my thing. I needed something with more of a.. "punch."
That's when I found my dad's rifle. Big and shiny with a scope.. Mmmh, I though as I weighed it in my hands. Ever since I've been interested in sharpshooting.
Nimrod: wow this is going to be long:P
Nimrod: LOL
« Last Edit: 13 June 2009, 01:33:55 by Foozy »
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #5 on: 14 June 2009, 16:04:51 »
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Foozy | NDH: AND I'M PROUD TO BE SWEDISH!
Foozy | NDH: Yeah, etc.*
Dendocror | NDH: your face is proud to be Swedish.
Foozy | NDH: It is.
Dendocror | NDH: Speak some Swedish for me! :D
Foozy | NDH: Om du pratar Engelska. ;>         (If you speak English.)
Dendocror | NDH: OMG i just got an erection
Foozy | NDH: WHAT... THE... F**K!

Need more people posting here, btw.
« Last Edit: 14 June 2009, 16:15:01 by Foozy »
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Offline Xearo_Disaster

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #6 on: 15 June 2009, 19:53:59 »
Not our fault we don't have as many strange conversations as you. :P
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Offline Bizzie

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #7 on: 15 June 2009, 20:42:16 »
Quote from: Xearo_Disaster on 15 June  2009, 19:53:59
Not our fault we don't have as many strange conversations as you. :P

I have a folder full of weird conversations I have been collecting since 2006. Interested? 3.3 megabytes of pure awesomeness in a text form.

(One of the reasons people don't talk to me nowadays, I guess. :-[)
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I say this, be ye redy with good hert
To al my wil, and that I frely may
As me best pleaseth do you laughe or smert,
And never ye to murmur, night or day;
And eek whan I say yea, ye say not nay,
Neyther by word, nor frownyng countenaunce?
Swer this, and here I swer our alliaunce.

Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #8 on: 16 June 2009, 14:06:46 »
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Offline tom_armitage

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #9 on: 16 June 2009, 17:16:59 »
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Offline aphexinfinite

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #10 on: 16 June 2009, 18:24:00 »
THIRD  .D
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #11 on: 18 June 2009, 12:45:40 »
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[A-T]Nyx: getthef**ktoschool
[A-T]Nyx: :p
Xearo Disaster | NDH: So this is what happens when I leave you alone.
[A-T]Nyx: o.o?
Xearo Disaster | NDH: I kid.
[A-T]Nyx: I'm confused
Xearo Disaster | NDH: You should be. I tried hard to confuse you.
[A-T]Nyx: :|
Xearo Disaster | NDH: :P
[A-T]Nyx: /stops  talking
[A-T]Nyx: xD
Xearo Disaster | NDH fooled Nyx that this really is Xearikins.
Xearo Disaster | NDH: Another one bites the dust.
[A-T]Nyx: OH FU FOOZY
[A-T]Nyx: xD
Xearo Disaster | NDH: HARHARHAR

Xearo is going to be pissed. xD
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Offline Xearo_Disaster

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #12 on: 18 June 2009, 21:56:15 »
... You missed the underscore in my name. :(
You fooled multiple people? XD
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Offline Foozy

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #13 on: 19 June 2009, 00:12:33 »
Quote from: Xearo_Disaster on 18 June  2009, 21:56:15
... You missed the underscore in my name. :(
You fooled multiple people? XD

But then it would be Xearo_Disaster | NDH(1).
And yeah, I fooled Nyx and Dendo, then I couldn't be bothered anymore. :D
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Offline Dendocror

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Re: Weird Conversations...
« Reply #14 on: 19 June 2009, 23:52:26 »
I'm sorry Xearo! He asked me if Oblivion was worth the money and i know how you wanted a new game to play so  i said "Yes"! It's all my fault D: *breaks down crying* Also, Foozy was sad enough to do that... Just saying >.>
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