The Sniper Update.... Wankers :P .

[Killzone]

Oh yes, the next class update will be the sniper. Spys, its time to polish your knives...
http://teamfortress.com/sniperupdate


Day 1
The Huntsman
You will shoot them and they will stick to the wall and they will die...
Any experienced sniper will tell you how irritating it is when your targets keep moving around. The question is how to stop these cheaters from wind-sprinting around like they own the place. And the answer is to pin them to a wall. How? With arrows!

"Now, hold on," you might be thinking. "I'm strong, but no one could throw an arrow that hard." Introducing the Huntsman longbow, which solves that age-old throwing problem.

"Now, hold on," you keep saying. "Aren't bows and arrows primitive and harmless?" Why don't you ask the dinosaurs? Except you can't, because the cavemen bow and arrowed them to death. One headshot from the Huntsman can mean an instant crit, in addition to a bolt-riddled corpse hanging from a wall that's gruesome and funny.

And even if you don't kill them, they'll carry around a certain arrow-shaped something as a living testament to your awesome archery skills and their frankly unawesome dodging skills. Comes with 18 arrows and a one-second charge for full power shots.


Day 2


+ 2 new arena maps.

[Gridlock]

That night map seems to be full of win.

[Foozy]

Looks like Valve changed the setting of the double payload map from the Badwater-style seen in The Scout Update to an industrial theme similar to Waste. Good decision.

BTW, I spotted a typo. You wrote "Day 1" next to day 2's update.

[Killzone]

Damnit, Quote != Modify...

[Bizzie]

"Wank above your head"? What the eff is that supposed to mean?

The Sniper says "Wave goodbye ta (to) yer (your) head, wanker"...

[Xearo_Disaster]

"Wank above your head"? What the eff is that supposed to mean?

The Sniper says "Wave goodbye ta (to) yer (your) head, wanker"...

I was gonna say, ahah.
I'm thinkin' it isn't going to be as good as expected, really. But hey, i've been wrong before. ^^

[Foozy]

I was gonna say, ahah.

Was going to say it in the shoutbox if it'd have worked.

"Wank above your head"? What the eff is that supposed to mean?

I think it's pretty obvious. It's when you suspend yourself from the ceiling to masturbate, and a friend walks in on you and says: "Doing the Wank-above-your-head, Wanker?"

[Gridlock]

.. or when trying to perform a back-flip before the climax.

[Twist]

I imagine that would hurt. 

[Killzone]

I was gonna say, ahah.

Was going to say it in the shoutbox if it'd have worked.

Also, this is odd:

Screenshot

"Wank above your head"? What the eff is that supposed to mean?

I think it's pretty obvious. It's when you suspend yourself from the ceiling to masturbate, and a friend walks in on you and says: "Doing the Wank-above-your-head, Wanker?"

Dude, you dont need to post a freakin screenshot to say that :S .

Anyway, the sniper says that when you headshot someone...

[Xearo_Disaster]

"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker" is what he says, dude.

[Bizzie]

"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker" is what he says, dude.

That is exactly what I was trying to tell...

[Foozy]

Dude, you dont need to post a freakin screenshot to say that :S .

Anyway, the sniper says that when you headshot someone...

I thought you quoted yourself to show that it was indeed "Day 2." That's why I posted a screen.
Though it was a cache bug or something similar.

[Killzone]

Yea, my bad, i quoted the post instead of editing it, i was already wondering why there was a 'post' button instead of an 'edit' button =D .

[StinkyCheese]

Day 3 up! Check it out..

Meh. Snipers take what? 3 shots from revolver? And with the speed reduction?

I dunno if this is a good idea, but we'll see